Bob's Diner's Tenth Anniversary

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Last author: Mortified Penguin
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Bob's Diner

As you know, Bob's Diner is Elftown's most successful and popular wiki. And I'm sure [Hedda] will agree, it's probably the only reason Elftown has lasted as long as it has. But Bob's Diner could use your help. B's D has a comment based economy and can only be successful and keep running as long as there are a steady stream of comments. But daily comment averages have dropped to an all time low this friscal year. So, if you care about Elftown, you should care about it's heart... Bob's Diner. I call it the heart because, of course, there is blood everywhere.

If you're one of the few 603 semi-active members I have invited to this wiki, it's because I consider us to be close friends. Remember that time I responded to your comment on that one wiki? Good times! Anyway, friend, you should go comment on Bob's Diner now. We have a mere 101 days until the end of the friscal year and B's D's tenth anniversary. In those 101 days, we require an average of at least six comments per day. Otherwise, we won't be able to beat last year's daily comment average and we'll have to increase human/Misty sacrifices to the Smut God. And nobody wants that. Especially not the Smut God.

Bob's Diner

2014-05-22 []: Remember: Commenting on this wiki does no good. Only comments on Bob's Diner count.

2014-05-22 [Sheamus Finn]: Gotcha

2014-05-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Here's a link if anyone is unsure of where to go: Bob's Diner

2014-05-22 [Sheamus Finn]: What was that link again?

2014-05-22 [Mortified Penguin]: It was: Bob's Goddamn Diner.

2014-05-23 [Sideways]: hahahaha

2014-05-23 [yamisango]: Lol

2014-05-23 [Teufelsweib]: Are you sure the smut god wouldn't like that?:P

2014-05-23 [Avaz]: Yeah, never assume. You'll only end up making me put my ass on your mouth... or something like that, however the saying goes.

2014-05-23 [yamisango]: U guys are crazy

2014-05-30 [Elwyne]: hello

2014-07-15 [Q_Q]: HELLO @_@

2014-07-15 [Sideways]: R_R wut?

2014-07-15 [Avaz]: U wot m8

2014-07-15 [Q_Q]: Lol

2014-07-15 [Mortified Penguin]: gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8

2014-07-15 [Sideways]: don't forget s8. As in s8 your need to masturb8. Perhaps with a pl8. Or a cr8. It's a disgusting tr8, the need to masturb8.

2014-07-18 [Avaz]: Alas. Such is our f8.

2014-07-18 [Sheamus Finn]: If you masturb8 you are just practicing to propog8 the species.

2014-07-19 [Sideways]: And it's good for your prost8 too!

2014-07-25 [kay-chan]: Considering I've been about as active as a ghost poop I'm almost honored to have been on some kind of hundreds-long click list.

2014-07-25 [Sideways]: Everybody was invited.

2014-07-25 [kay-chan]: Sweet. I love decaying.

2014-08-05 [Mortified Penguin]: 26 days left!

2014-08-26 [Sagacious Turkey]: FOUR DAYS.

2014-08-27 [Sideways]: EAT SHIT AND DIE FOR DAYS!

2014-08-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: *eats death and shits for days*

2014-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: That's what you get for eating Taco Bell.

2014-08-27 [Sheamus Finn]: WTH, my taco bell was all out of death

2014-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Some Taco Bells have re-branded it as a "Beefy 5-layer Burrito".

2014-08-27 [Avaz]: I seem to have gotten an extra death in my order. >_>

2014-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Some Taco Bells are just good like that. They'll throw in plenty of extra death to make sure you keep coming back!

Or to ensure you don't, I don't remember which it is.

2014-08-27 [Avaz]: But I didn't order any. I didn't even order Taco Bell, for that matter.

2014-09-10 [Avoral]: HAPPY BELATED 10TH ANNIVERSARY!

2014-09-11 [Mortified Penguin]: I hate everyone.

2014-09-11 [Avoral]: Sounds like you need a hug.

2014-09-11 [Avaz]: A hug of glass shards, perhaps.

2014-09-12 [Sideways]: <img:http://interlignage.fr/images/2010/01/UneJourneeEnEnferIHateEverybody.jpg>

Mort, pictured here on his way to Bob's Diner

2014-10-26 [Eyonic]: :O

2014-11-27 [Avoral]: Glass shards can't hug

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